1. You can eat as much sherbet as you want...woohoo! (although I think it will be a long time before I eat any again)
2. You don't have to go to work! (the work piles up, but you're just too sick to care)
3. Family members feel so sorry for you that they wait on you (thank Goodness cause I didn't have the energy to take care of myself).
4. You're throat is so swollen on the outside, that you get right to the front of the line at the local pharmacy. (nuf said)
5. Your fever gets so high that you barely remember the whole ordeal, especially when you agreed to let your kids do things you normally wouldn't (but your family members will remind you of what a baby you were).
10 years ago
